digitalpidgin:

Attempting to conjure up a hardon. Too bad he never got to use it his whole life, and he went insane out of compassion for a horse. I’m calling that one a win for Schopenhauer (who, miraculously, bedded women like a fiend and spawned innumerable illegitimate children, despite his hardline antinatalism).

dionysus as bad pick-up line.

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